Fade to Back Comedy Magazine Presents:
Welcome to "The Bill Clinton Political See'n Spin", an interactive game which can help teach you and your child about our 42nd President and about how our government works. Simply click on the yellow handle and hear the highest official in the land lie to you.
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number of lies "The Bill Clinton Political See'n Spin" will take a short time to
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Bill Clinton Political See
and Spin Table of Contents
(Clock wise starting at 12
o'clock)
 1) Commenting on the involvement of Vernon Jordan(Source:NewsHour with Jim Lehrer) |
 7)Attempting
to explain again if he had a sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky(Source:NewsHour with Jim Lehrer) |
 2)
Commenting on having an affair with Monica Lewinsky(Source:NewsHour with Jim Lehrer) |
 8)
Asking Gennifer Flowers to lie about their relationship and commenting on how to lie to
the public and not get caught "If everybody is on record denying it, you've got no
problem"(Source:Gennifer Flower tapes) |
 3)
Commenting on asking Monica Lewinsky to be deceptive about their affair(Source:NewsHour with Jim Lehrer) |
 9)
Promising not to raise taxes right before giving the largest tax increase. |
 4)
Commenting on an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky(Source:NewsHour with Jim Lehrer) |
 10)
Explaining that he tried marijuana a few times but never inhaled once during all those
tries. |
 5)
Commenting on the inquiry, and the charges that he had a sexual relationship with Monica
Lewinsky(Source:NewsHour with Jim Lehrer) |
 11) Commenting on if he ever asked anyone to be
deceptive. |
 6)
Attempting to explain if he had any sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky and what does
"improper sexual relationship" mean(Source:NewsHour with Jim Lehrer) |
 12) Once again denying any relationship with Monica
Lewinsky(Source: White House press Conference) |
"The Bill Clinton
See'n Spin" teaches you some valuable lessons, such as:
1) Lies and abuse of power are perfectly fine, as long as it's a Democrat doing the lying and abusing.
Apparently, during all the many years when liberals talked about not trusting the government, and attempted to enlighten the public on the government abuse of power, their message was misinterpreted.
2) Acts of sexual harassment, such as groping
or dropping your pants and exposing your genitalia, are not considered bad as long as the
genitalia in question belongs to that of a Democrat.
Thus, if you plan on exposing yourself to a co-worker it might be a good idea to tape your Democratic Membership Card right to your inner thigh to prevent possible retaliation by the National Organization of Women.
3) If you accuse the country's highest
officials of possible criminal wrongdoings, you are part of the Right Wing Conspiracy.
This is a lesson we at Fade to Black have been forced to learn, for would not our country's highest officials consider this page, and our entire magazine for that matter, as part of this right wing conspiracy? Fortunately for the First Lady, we would never belong to a conspiracy who would have us as a member.
Feel free to bookmark
this page, and revisit often. The "Bill Clinton Political See'n Spin" will
entertain you for years to come, (or until the economy goes bad). After all, why should
you concern yourself with your government lying to you, when your personal finances are
good? So Mr. and Mrs. America go back to your television sets, put on a sitcom and
continue enjoying yourselves, our White House will tell you what to think.
God Bless America,
the land of the free and home of the brave!
"Ask not what you can do for your
country, ask how your country has lied to you. All governments lie, think for
yourself"
"Special thanks to Cedar Daniels the Shockwave guru for lending a hand in programming."
