"We all have dreams, Apu is making his happen - NIKE"

Ashmed and Bira stretch out for the
Nike Sweat Shop Olympics Father and Son
Shoe Lacing Competition

"It's lonely at the top"
Amir Apumapu Gold Medal Winner
in the Nike Sweat Shop Olympics Factory
Warehouse Cleanup Relay

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