Fade to Black takes a Critical Look at:
Presidential Debates 2004

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John Kerry is a little like Lurch with a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy makeover.

(F2B) -- Genial and subservient yet somehow strangely detached, John Kerry says the right things and makes all the proper physical gestures. The fact that he might be a robot cannot be completely ruled out.

For some reason when he is not out campaigning we always seem to find him involved in some sort of extreme sport. 

Windsurfing

Snowboarding

Playing Hockey

Hunting

Playing Soccer

or Cycling

We decided to make some suggestions and recommend to Mr. Kerry other extreme sports which he has not yet tried but which should satisfy his adrenalin fix.

Such as...

	Alligator Wrestling...
	and Steer Wrangling...
	and there is always the Globe of Death

We are not sure if his passion for adventure is a need to be more macho in order to overcompensate for something he lacks or if its just a midlife crisis. Regardless, it is probably not a good idea to have a President in the White House whose secret dream in life is to be in the X-Games.

But that aside Kerry seems to know his stuff and he may have one of the most powerful things working for him in this election ...he is not George Bush.

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