Fade to Black takes a Critical Look at:
Presidential Debates 2004

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Four more years?. WHY SHOULD YOU VOTE? It seems that every four years you are bombarded with slogans telling you to go out and vote. Even though the others will tell you that it is important for Democracy or your own future, we here at Fade to Black have a completely different take on the matter. Why should you vote? Because somewhere in this country there exists a person who is a complete and utter asshole. This person does not like the same music, food or TV shows as you. As a matter a fact that person hates everything that you believe in and hold dear. He listens to the music you despise and watches and actually enjoys the TV shows you deem un-watchable. This person exists someplace in the country and this person will be voting against the person you think should be elected President. Therefore it is your job to go to the voting booth and vote for you candidate in order to cancel out that asshole's vote. And this is why voting is important! Now go do your patriotic duty!

(F2B) -- George Bush seems like the type of guy who can be your neighbor. 

You can count on him giving you a hand in pulling a stump out of your front lawn or help you unload bags of peat moss out of your pickup. And after he has a couple of beers in him, he will tell a joke with the word "Jew" or "gook" in it.

Millions of Americans have decided that it is better that the leader of the Free World knows more about fishing lures and roofing than about other more trivial things like world history or foreign policy. But then again, you would be a liberal and a communist to actually think that those other issues are important.

And if you put aside a few minor things like taking the country to war under false pretences, not honoring the laws of the Geneva convention, taking away personal freedoms, ignoring science, allowing lobbyists to write laws, having complete disregard for the environment and nature, getting majority of the people on this planet to deeply despise us and dragging this country deeper in dept than any President in the history of the world, George Bush makes a great President and to imply otherwise would be unpatriotic and un-American.

And now it was time to take a look at our scientific findings to better determine which candidate is more intelligent.

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