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Fade To Black presents: Rock & Roll Hall of Shame



Everyone has a past… even Hollywood stars and performers. And nine times out of ten, the lives of these present day stars and icons are quite different than how we know them now. We at Fade To Black know this fact, we have accepted it, but we just don’t understand it. 

What exactly is it about Hollywood and fame that gets into people’s heads? What is it that penetrates into the minds of performers and makes them feel omnipotent? Make them believe they are all powerful and knowing and that everything they touch will turn to gold? Is it the mandatory narcissistic obsession that comes with being a star? Is it the constant exposure to drugs and alcohol? Is it the close proximity of greasy executive and slimy producers who are out to exploit anyone and everyone to make a buck? 

We are not sure, we’ll let you be the judge as to the drives and/or motivations behind the current list of nominees for the Fade To Black Rock & Roll Hall of Shame. So crank up the volume and prepare to listen to your favorite Rock & Roll classics sung by the likes of Andy Griffith, Pat Boone, Leonard Nimoy and more! 

Are these folks misunderstood and passionate singers brining their own unique vision to the staples of the Rock Era, or are were they just sucked into the Hollywood machine cranking out one product after another until it reaches the top? 

After close to a year in searching we dug up some extremely obscure songs, sung by celebrities we all grew to feel indifferent about. You decide… we've heard enough and we give up!


Added Selections for 2001!!



Greg Morris

TV Credits:
Mission Impossible
Vega$
Roots: The Next Generation

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Description:
Greg took on a mission  even Barney Collier would think impossible. Thankfully for us, these tapes did not self destruct.


The Look of Love


One and Only Love

 



Telly Savalas

Film/TV Credits:
Kojak
Dirty Dozen

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Description: Who loves you baby. Ohh.. yeah. 


Loving Feeling


Rubber Bands and String
 


Bing Crosby

TV Credits:
Road to Morocco
The Bing Crosby Show

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Description: You know you have to do something God awful if you are a talented singer and find your way into the Rock and Roll Hall of Shame, and for Bing it was his rendition of the Beatles tune Hey Jude. We are not sure if this recording was what drove Bing to drink.

Hey Jude 

 



Yoko Ono

Film Credits:
Many Beatles Documentaries
Satan's Bed

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Description: This 'work of art' was recorded live on stage in Toronto. We defy anyone to sit through this entire track and not break into primal laughter.

John John 

 




Andy Griffith

Film Credits:
Salvage
Spy Hard
Return to Mayberry

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Description: Remember the TV series Andy starred in as a junkman who built a rocketship out of scrap metal? If you thought that was a stretch....

House of the Rising Sun

 



Frankie Randall

Film Credits:
Wild on the Beach

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Description: This Casino singer from the Sinatra days gives it his  best shot with this Who classic. 

I Can See For Miles
 


George Burns

Film Credits:
Oh God! You Devil
The Sunshine Boys

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Description: If you think this is bad, try to imagine what project  George turned down in order to do this one. 

In The Beginning/With A Little Help From My Friends 

 



(Little)Joe Pesci

Film Credits:
Home Alone
The Super

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Description: How do you mean funny? Funny how? I make you laugh? I'm a clown?

Got To Get You Into My Life. 

 




Joel Grey

Film Credits:
Remo Williams
Kafka

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Description: For some people acting is just not enough.

White Room

 

 



Leonard Nimoy

Film Credits:
Them!
Invasion of the Body Snatchers

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Description: Before you judge, remember, Vulcan's had no emotions. None.

Proud Mary

 

 




Mae West

Film Credits:
My Little Chickadee
Sextette

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Description: Why don't you come up and see my voice coach sometime.

Day Tripper

 

 



Phyllis Diller

Film Credits:
The Fat Spy
Pucker Up and Bark Like A Dog

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Description: We are pretty sure this is not what Mick had in mind.

(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction

 

 




Sebastian Cabot

Film Credits:
Babes in Bagdad
The Angry Hills

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Description: Apparently being a renowned stage actor means that  actually singing the lyrics is too good for you.

It Ain't Me Babe

 


Like A Rolling Stone

 

 



William Shatner

Film Credits:
Airplane II
The Devil's Rain

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Description: Even though we listed him here, we just don't have the heart to do this again to Will. Read our Celebrity Outtakes Article.

 



Pat Boone

 
Film Credits:
Roger & Me
Journey to the Center of the Earth

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Description:
What do you get when you cross a gospel singer you parents liked with the guitar driven hard rock songs you like? Music you can both agree is God awful.

Crazy Train
Enter Sandman
Holy Diver
Its A Long Way to the Top (If You Want To Rock and Roll) - Part I
Its A Long Way to the Top (If You Want To Rock and Roll) - Part II
Panama
Stairway to Heavan
Paradise City
Smoke on the Water - Part I
Smoke on the Water - Part II
The Wind Cries Mary
You've Got Another Thing Comin' - Part I
You've Got Another Thing Comin' - Part II

If you have a recording which you think belongs 
in our Rock and Roll Hall of Shame 
please let us know!