In our traditional style of doing things, we got a list of companies who test their products on animals and decided to contact them to see if any were interested in adopting Mr. Qbert. We sent out the following email to several companies:
 

 Dear: Sir or Madam 

My name is Michael Page and I own a Fuzzy Lop rabbit named Mr. Qbert. I got him for Christmas 2 years ago. Mr. Qbert is a beautiful bunny who is playful and house trained. I play with him everyday.

Unfortunately my family and I are moving to a new building where they don’t allow pets, so Mr. Qbert can't come with us.
My mom says that we have to put him to sleep since we can’t find anyone who would want to take him.

I read that your company tests products on animals. I would like to know if you can take Mr. Qbert since I know that he will help you in designing better products.

Mr. Qbert is very friendly and even though he is nervous at first around strangers he warms up to them very quickly. I am sure he will be very useful to you.

Can you please tell me if you can use Mr. Qbert for your experiments? Since your headquarters are located pretty close to my house I can bring him over to you after school if this is okay.  

I can also send you a picture of Mr. Qbert before I bring him over in case that you would want to show your scientists what he looks like.

Sincerely,
Michael Page

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