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From:
Web Site <WEBSITE@churchdwight.com>
To:
Michael Page
Subject:
Mr. Qbert
Dear Michael,
Please call me regarding you need to find a home
for your pet rabbit.
I am in the
office Monday through Friday, 8:30 AM to 4:30
PM.
Amy,
Arm & Hammer
To:
Web Site <WEBSITE@churchdwight.com>
From: Michael Page
Subject: Mr. Qbert
Hi Amy,
Thank you for offering to take Mr. Qbert for
your experiments. You did not leave a phone
number so I am not sure who to call. I will just
drop by next week after school with Mr. Qbert
and we will talk in person.
Will you start experimenting on him right away,
or will he be able to play for a while with
other test animals? Just in case, I will bring Chewy, Mr. Qbert's favorite toy so
he won’t get lonely.
I hope other animals would be nice to him, since
he is very gentle.I will also try to bring his
water dish, but I am not sure if I would be able
to carry all that on my bike, so can you please
talk to the scientists to make sure they have a
dish for him when I get there. Since he gets
very thirsty.
Are you the actual scientist who will be working
on Mr. Qbert or will you just be holding him
while other scientist work on him? If you are
going to be holding him please be careful since
he does not like his back legs touched. So if
you are going to be holding him please pick him
up by his tummy like you would a cat and do not
hold him by his legs, he does not like that. I
am looking forward to having Mr. Qbert
contribute to making your fabulous Arm &
Hammer products even better.
Well, thanks and I will drop by next week.
Should I just ask for Amy?
Thank you for your time.
Michael Page
From:
Web Site <WEBSITE@churchdwight.com>
To: Michael Page
Subject: Mr. Qbert
Michael,
First of all, please understand that we do not
conduct animal experiments at Church &
Dwight's corporate location.
The offer to adopt Mr. Qbert is from me personally and for
him to live at my home as a pet.
Please call me at the office,
during the daytime at <phone number omitted
to protect privacy>,
or at home, <phone number omitted to
protect privacy> so that we can discuss this further and make arrangements.
Amy
To:
Web Site <WEBSITE@churchdwight.com>
From: Michael Page
Subject: Mr. Qbert
Dear: Amy.
Thank you so much for your email. I am sure you
will give Mr. Qbert a good home. Since you said
that your company does not do animal
experimentations at the corporate facilities
will you then be conducting experiments on Mr.
Qbert in your house?
What type of experiments will you be performing?
I learned that your company besides making
baking soda also makes other useful products
like Deodorant. You might not want to use the
deodorant on Mr. Qbert since rabbits generally
do not sweat even though they are very energetic
and lead an active lifestyle. But in any case I
am excited about having you test your great
products on my rabbit.
Thank you for your time, I will try to give you
a call.
Sincerely,
Michael Page
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