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From:
consumer.services@kcc.com
To: Michael Page
Subject: Re: 5446720A - Please help my
rabbit
Dear Michael,
Thanks for your e-mail to Kimberly-Clark.
We appreciate the opportunity to respond.
We are sorry we are unable to accept your
rabbit. As
an alternative, you should
contact your local animal shelter.
Thanks for writing.
Lynn
Consumer Services
Kimberly-Clark Corp.
To: consumer.services@kcc.com
From: Michael Page
Subject: Re: 5446720A - Please help my
rabbit
Hi Lynn,
Thank you for writing back. I asked my mom and
she said that the closest animal shelter is over
1 hour away and my mom does not want to drive
that far. My dad said that he will see if he can
put Mr. Qbert up on Ebay, but he was not sure if
they are allowed to take animals. Can
you please tell me why you do not want to take
Mr. Qbert? He is very soft and friendly. I am
sure all the scientist will love him and want to
play with him before they start their tests.
Would you know what type of tests you will be
performing on Mr. Qbert? My friends in school
say that you will spray stuff into his eyes to
see if it's safe on humans. I once squirted
grapefruit juice into my eye and it hurt a lot.
So please do not squirt grapefruit juice into
Mr. Qbert's eyes. Apple juice or maybe even Tang
would be fine since I do not think it would
hurt.
I will ask my mom again about driving to the
shelter but if she refuses maybe it would just
be best if I dropped by next week with Mr. Qbert
and you can see if you want to take him for your
experiments.
I am sure you will change your mind once you see
him.
Thanks again, see you next week.
Michael Page
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