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From:
JSK3@mead.com
To: Michael Page
Subject: Environmental Communications
We're
sorry to hear you must give up your pet rabbit.
However, we are not interested
in accepting your offer.
Federal laws require us to conduct health
and safety tests using animals once every three
years for one of our industrial
products. We
outsource these tests to an independent lab.
Good luck
in finding your rabbit a home.
To:
JSK3@mead.com
From: Michael Page
Subject: Environmental
Communications
Dear Mr. Mead
Thank you for writing back to be about Mr. Qbert.
Can you tell me where this lab is so I can
deliver him there?
Thank you for your time
Michael Page
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