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Correspondence with Procter&Gamble
 

 


Procter & Gamble Co.
www.pg.com



To our surprise we were known within Procter & Gamble, most likely due to our Y2Kaos article we did a year ago........



From: covergirl.im@pg.com
To:
Michael Page
Subject:
Re: Feedback from Cover Girl

Hi, Michael.

First off, let me say how impressed I am that someone between the ages of 13 and 17 has responsibility for posting replies from corporations on fadetoblack.com! You go!  Hey, I have a 13 year old who's stretching the limits of my wallet -- maybe you can hire him?

As to the rest of your message...we don't do pets.  Sorry you can't take Mr. Qbert along when you move.  Maybe you could change his name to something like "Flopsy. "  Then get in touch with the Easter Bunny to see if he can use a stand-in at the mall or something.  At the least, EB probably needs help decorating eggs.  Is Mr. Qbert handy with a paintbrush?

Thanks for breaking up my day with your message.  Don't let the fact that we know who you are keep you from getting in touch again. Good luck with Qbert.  Let me know if I should watch for him on an Easter television special next Spring!

Liz

USA Cover Girl Team



To: covergirl.im@pg.com
From:
Michael Page
Subject:
Re: Feedback from Cover Girl

Dear: Liz

I am sorry that you will not be needing the services of Mr. Qbert, but thank you for your email and your valuable suggestions. I am sorry that at this time I cannot rename Mr. Qbert to "Flopsy" as you suggested.

At this time painting Easter Eggs is also out of the questions because Mr. Qbert would not be able to use or even hold a paintbrush since he does not have an opposable thumb. Since rabbits also are only capable of seeing a few colors mainly blue and green it would be very difficult for Mr. Qbert to decorate Easter Eggs in any artistic fashion.

As far as the services of you son, we are always looking for interns. If he is proficient with HTML or Flash please have him drop me an email. It would also be helpful if he has some work online that we can take a look at.

Thank you again for your time,

Sincerely,

Michael Page


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