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To
our surprise we were known within Procter &
Gamble, most likely due to our Y2Kaos
article we did a year ago........
From:
covergirl.im@pg.com
To: Michael Page
Subject: Re: Feedback from Cover Girl
Hi, Michael.
First off, let me say how impressed I am that
someone between the ages of 13 and
17 has responsibility for posting replies from
corporations on fadetoblack.com! You
go! Hey,
I have a 13 year old who's stretching the limits
of my wallet -- maybe
you can hire him?
As to the rest of your message...we don't do
pets. Sorry
you can't take Mr. Qbert
along when you move.
Maybe you could change his name to
something like "Flopsy.
" Then
get in touch with the Easter Bunny to see if he
can use a stand-in
at the mall or something. At the least, EB probably needs help decorating
eggs. Is
Mr. Qbert handy with a paintbrush?
Thanks for breaking up my day with your message.
Don't let the fact that we know
who you are keep you from getting in touch
again. Good luck with Qbert.
Let me know if I should watch for him on
an Easter television
special next Spring!
Liz
USA Cover Girl Team
To:
covergirl.im@pg.com
From: Michael Page
Subject: Re: Feedback from Cover Girl
Dear: Liz
I am sorry that you will not be needing the
services of Mr. Qbert, but thank you for your
email and your valuable suggestions. I am sorry
that at this time I cannot rename Mr. Qbert to
"Flopsy" as you suggested.
At this time painting Easter Eggs is also out of
the questions because Mr. Qbert would not be
able to use or even hold a paintbrush since he
does not have an opposable thumb. Since rabbits
also are only capable of seeing a few colors
mainly blue and green it would be very difficult
for Mr. Qbert to decorate Easter Eggs in any
artistic fashion.
As far as the services of you son, we are always
looking for interns. If he is proficient with
HTML or Flash please have him drop me an email.
It would also be helpful if he has some work
online that we can take a look at.
Thank you again for your time,
Sincerely,
Michael Page
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