Fade To Black Presents - Uncensored Celebrity Outtakes

The world of Television and Radio is no different than the religious, corporate or political worlds which surround us. They all teem with individuals so narcissistic and self-delusional that even they sometimes believe in the phony personas they have worked so hard to develop throughout their careers. But try as they might, no matter how hard these entertainers attempt to carry on their charade, cracks eventually appear….in this case, in the form of outtakes.

We at Fade to Black have compiled a few such outtakes from a variety of celebrities who have dropped their phony masks and exposed the flawed, imperfect and surprisingly angry, individual trapped inside. Enjoy!

Warning: Some clips contain strong adult language.
(so make sure your volume is turned up!)

Casey Kasem
Casey Kasem

Claim to Fame:
The calm, smooth talking host of America's Top 40, heard by millions on radio stations across the country.

Comments:
Casey Kasem is one of those creepy people like Dick Clark who somehow never ages.

The Outtakes
Length: 5:17	A montage of outtakes from America's Top 40.

Length: 1:24	Casey Kasem attempting to record a dedication for America's Top 40.

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Tommy Lasorda

Claim to Fame:
Manager for the Los Angeles Dodgers, Ragu Spaghetti Sauce spokesman and big defender of American values such as not burning the flag.

Comments:
Tommy is the one on the right.

The Outtakes
Length: 1:45	This clip was recorded in the clubhouse after a Dodger loss.

Length: :49	This clip has Tommy attempting to defend his name.

Tom Brokaw

Claim to Fame:
Host of NBC nightly News

Comments:
There is a large chance
he is a robot.

The Outtakes
Length: :20	An interview clip with Tom after his show became number one rated. Tom later regretted making this comment, which is unfortunate since it was funnier than most things on NBC.

Earl Weaver

Claim to Fame:
Respected manager of
the Baltimore Orioles.

Comments:
Long time Baltimore Orioles Manager has recently been inducted into Baseball's Hall of Fame.

The Outtakes
Length: 1:55	This is a clip from a radio show called "Manager's Corner" in which people can ask Earl Weaver questions about anything and everything and Earl animatedly replies.

Marlon Brando

Claim to Fame:
Pound for pound, one of the best actors of the century.

Comments:
Has an eerie fascination
with the Indians.

The Outtakes
Length: 2:02	Marlon probably did not realize that he was being recorded as he made these scathing comments about Burt Reynolds.

Jerry Lewis & Dean Martin
Jerry Lewis &
Dean Martin

Claim to Fame:
Made comedy movies together.

Comments:
We are still not sure about the comedy part.

The Outtakes
Length: 2:55	An outtake during a recording session for their 1953 film "The Caddy." This is funnier than anything Jerry Lewis has done since.

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Linda McCartney

Claim to Fame:
Married Paul McCartney.

Comments:
What happens when you get married to someone talented? You start thinking that you have incredible talent yourself.

The Outtakes
Length: 5:14	Here is a clip of Linda singing the Beatle classic "Hey Jude". The engineer took it upon himself to isolate Linda's mic feed so we can all enjoy her great talents.

If you liked these, you can't miss F2B's Rock & Roll Hall of Shame!

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William Shatner

Claim to Fame:
Played Captain Kirk on Star Trek.

Comments:
For some reason many celebrities believe that being in front of a camera is not enough, they should also deserve to be rock stars as well. As with our friend William Shatner who recorded, The Transformed Man in 1968. This is not an outtake which makes this much funnier. This CD can actually still be purchased on Amazon.

The Outtakes

	King Henry the Fifth

	Elegy for the Brave

	Theme from Cyrano

	Mr. Tambourine Man

	Hamlet

	It Was A Very Good Year

	Romeo And Juliet

	How Insensitive (Insensatez)

	Spleen

	Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

	The Transformed Man