Each week we receive dozens of email from our readers pointing out funny, obscure, strange and sometime just plain disturbing websites on the Internet. Most sites submitted are mildly entertaining at best, yet when the stars line up just right we manage to stumble on a site which meets all of those criteria's. That day came when we came across the website promoting the services of  "Ouchy The Clown" the dominatrix clown.

If you ever fantasized about being flogged by a grown man dressed in a clown costume, or consumed by the desire of having a circus performer drip hot wax on your genitalia, your prayers have been answered.

But if having a masochistic clown was not enough we were surprised to learn that Ouchy is also available as Disc Jockey and a Meeting Facilitator for all your corporate needs.

Fascinated and intrigued we decided to find our more about Ouchy and his services.

  


THE INTERVIEW...PART 1
 
  FADE TO BLACK   1) Is there a big market for people who wish to be spanked by a half naked clown?
  OUCHY   Let's say I have found a niche!
  FADE TO BLACK   2) Tell me a little bit about the services of Ouchy?
  OUCHY   Well, basically there are three categories... Professional Dominant Services, DJ services, and Meeting Facilitation services. In the prodom dept, I do straight razor porn shaves, beatings, floggings, electrical torture, hot was, etc. Usually punctuated by cream pies, clown horns, and bad jokes.

As a DJ, I spin Lounge music, or dark ambient, generally.. although I have also been known to put together some pretty eclectic mixes as my taste in music is all over the place.

As a meeting facilitator, I have run the Town Hall Meetings for the Burning Man organization, and currently have some interest from a few large corporations.
  FADE TO BLACK   3) Umm...how did the idea for Ouchy the Clown originate?
  OUCHY   I basically combined several disparate aspects of my life. I had been getting into S&M play, and also concurrently attended some parties as a clown... and was really starting to enjoy clowning around. I think the MOMENT came one night as I was leaving to go to an S&M play party. I had dressed in a leather harness amongst other things... and just as we were leaving, the thought occurred to me that I should put on a clown face...
so I went back in and did it. The reaction was so crazy at the party, that I began to hatch the idea of OUCHY the DOM CLOWN the very next day.
  FADE TO BLACK   4) What can a customer expect from a session with Ouchy?
  OUCHY   pain and laughter
  FADE TO BLACK   5) Are there other Adult Clown Services out there or do you pretty much have the market cornered?
  OUCHY   For NOW, I think I have the market cornered. At least here in SF. I do know of a couple other adult clowns in New Orleans and New York.
  FADE TO BLACK   6) Who are your influences?
  OUCHY   Uh, the makeup is really inspired to a great degree by the classic Italian whiteface clown. Really, the first of all clowns. The sex part was somewhat influenced by a porn film I highly recommend, Clown Fuckers. Also influenced by countless clowns that I looked at in the library when I was coming up with the design for the makeup.
  FADE TO BLACK   7) You do genital shaving for clients. Tell me a bit more about this service and is this a hot item?
  OUCHY   Hmm, the women seem to like it a lot. It takes nerves of steel to sit still while a clown wields a straight razor over your genitals. I like that part a lot! Heheheheh
  FADE TO BLACK   8) Did you ever have clients who just wanted to be held?
  OUCHY   Um, no. That would be wrong.
  FADE TO BLACK   9) What was the strangest thing you were asked to do?
  OUCHY   I was once requested to do a private porn movie where Ouchy dominated two lesbian dwarfs. I don't think they could find the lesbian dwarfs however...
  FADE TO BLACK   10) That is weird an S&M clown was easier to find than a lesbian dwarf. Did you know that there is actually a difference between a dwarf and a midget, just like there is a difference between an Autistic person and a retarded person?
  OUCHY   Um, No.  I had no idea...Thanks!...
  FADE TO BLACK   11) What are some of the standard Ouchy prices?
  OUCHY   Ouchy charges $100 an hour with a 2.5 hour minimum for all services.