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"Where's Christ" Long Sleeve
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$19.95 Each

"Where's Christ" T-Shirt
100% Cotton

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After many requests and passionate pleas from many of you, we've finally made some Fade To Black merchandise available. It took us a while to come up with just the right stuff to offer which actually had some substance, as opposed to being just mindless and blatant advertising for us. We're happy with what we've created and we hope you feel the same way! If not, don't worry, everything Fade To Black has to offer comes with a money back guarantee.

So enjoy, and if you have any questions, or wish to see any additional merchandise, feel free to ask.

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	Censor Mediocrity - $1.50 each
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	The Media Sucks - $1.50 each
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	Impeach Everybody - $1.50 each
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	I Believe My Gov't - $1.50 each
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	Kill MTV - $1.50 each
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	Combination Pack (1 of each) - $8.00
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	If you enjoy the daily comic strip on our homepage, you can't go wrong with "The Parking Lot is Full" book. Price: $4.95
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	...check out PLIF's latest book, Like Salt For a Head Wound. In their own words: "The two of us have been planning and preparing a second, superior, collection for the past two years, and now, finally, it's ready." 143 strips printed on 100 pages, representing four years of our best strips, many of which have been spruced up for your pleasure. Price: $8.00
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and	or... ...both books, A Brief History of Fear & Like Salt For A Head Wound! Worth More Than All Your Holy Books Combined. Guaranteed. Price: $10.00
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		Copy of our short film "Legally Dead" which was featured at the "Slam Dance Film Festival". (10 Minutes) (VHS Only) Price: $9.95
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		It's the greatest! It's the complete Televangelist Hall of Shame video. A whopping 78 minutes of non-stop TV-preacher antics spotlighting the irrepressible Pastor Bob Tilton. Everything you hated about televangelists now captured on video. The most embarrassing and unintentionally funny video clips found any place. Regularly featured on the Daily Show on Comedy Central. NTSC VHS format. Price: $29.99
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		The Best of Godstuff The most embarrassing half hour of religious broadcasting found anyplace. The New York Times says Godstuff is "among the funniest things on tv,". Here's a handpicked selection of our best moments (so far), as regularly seen on the Daily Show on Comedy Central. NTSC VHS format. Price: $9.95
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		Saved By The Bell! Screaming Boy Jonathan Bell, the little Canadian hair-dresser-preacher at his psychotic best. Features the complete "casual show" plus The Daily Show's visit to his new salon! NTSC VHS format. Price: $24.95
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		Celebrities At Their Worst! 2.5 Hours of the most embarrassing celebrity outtakes. Featuring Zsa Zsa Gabor, William Shatner, Elizabeth Taylor, Marlon Brando, Elvis, Tom Brokaw, Earl Weaver, Tommy Lasorda, Casey Kasem with many others. You may have heard some of them on our Uncensored Celebrity Outtakes now hear the rest on this double CD Price: $17.95
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		Celebrities At Their Worst (Volume 2) 2.5 more hours of bad acting, bad comedy, bad rock and roll, bad everything. Featuring Barbara Streisand, Elton John, William Shatner, Linda McCartney, Stevie Nicks, Johnny Carson and unfortunately many many others. Double CD of the most embarrassing celebrity outtakes. Price: $17.95
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Satisfaction Guaranteed: We will be glad to exchange or refund items returned to us unworn, unwashed and unaltered. All exchanges, refunds, and shortages must be reported within 10 days of receipt of shipment. Delivery: Allow approximately 2 - 3 weeks for delivery. Orders shipped Priority Mail. International Orders allow 3 - 4 weeks.